Lester has a Buy More rating system in place: Anna is the cutest, Morgan is the shortest, Chuck is the nerdiest and Jeff always wins at being the skeeviest employee ever in Buy More history… that is until the new guy arrives. That’s not quite true though ‘cause whereas Jeff perves around doing imaginary stuff (ya know, porn!) Casey is into the real deal: low down dirty, butt-fucking, minge-licking, clit-diddling, dick-stripping sex.
The store camcorder is a bonus. Lester’s always used it to check out thong-age and cleavage, but recently he has a new obsession, one he doesn’t really want to confess to, and that’s watching John Casey’s crotch. He can always tell when there’s gonna be some action by the look on Casey’s face and the twitch of his cock. Hell yeah, he can spot a hard on from a mile away.
You wanna know what Lester’s seen happening in the vicinity of the Buy More? Everything, that’s what. Things that’d get Jeff spilling in his pants as soon as he thought about them, only the dope’s not switched on enough, or sober enough, to keep an eye out for the signs.
Carina is the first one trying out for Lester’s 'best porn moments at work' TV audition. Lester has an eye on that chick the moment she walks into the Buy More. Biggest moment of confusion ever is when she starts dating Morgan, in fact she’s still dating Morgan when Lester and Lester’s little cam buddy get to see something out of this fucking world. Pushing Casey up against the lockers, she drops into a squat and undoes his flies then, pulling his pants down and shoving his thighs apart, she wets a finger, squirms it up into his ass and proceeds to mouth fuck the sperm out of his balls. Afterwards she walks out, leaving the man with a shit-eating grin on his face and his cargoes around his ankles. Lester’s jealous. Ho boy is Lester jealous.
Next to try out is Casey’s ex, Ilsa. Lester doesn’t know a lot about her. All he knows is that she’s brunette, blue-eyed, gorgeous and likes dangerous sex. Ilsa blows Casey up against the TV wall with Lester filming the whole thing. She performs for the camera the whole time and so, for that matter, does Casey.
Chuck’s sister always seems such a lady. Well she’s not. Not unless the definition of ‘lady’ is woman who drags John Casey outside and gives him a very public blow job in the parking lot. Lester decides to time these women in order to rate them. The only thing is he can’t decide if the winner is the quickest or the slowest.
Sarah is the most surprising. She gives Casey the longest, most aurally disgusting, suck off in the history of the Buy More Skeeve contest. Lester comes across them during his break when he visits the Weinerlicious for lunch. He’ll never want a hot dog again. That’s a lie by the way.
He’s all but decided the contest is over until he comes across an unexpected development in the bathroom after the store has closed for the night. Casey has his naked butt resting on the sink and Chuck is bending over him, mouthing at his dick, kissing it up and down, and basically giving Casey the most thorough dick suck ever that Lester has ever witnessed. They’re still going at it when he has to make a quick, necessary exit -- in fact they’ve just switched positions. He’d like to hang around to see more, but that’d be kinda awkward in the state he's in.
Afterwards, in the comfort of his own bedroom, Lester gets to judge the video evidence. It takes a few viewings, but finally he figures that it’s almost a dead heat with Chuck just a head in front. Just a head in front. Hah. Jeff’d love that one.
DONE